Latest Whatsapp Status Collection 2017

Finally, whatsapp has introduced back whatsapp status feature along with whatsapp stories. Are you looking for again best and cool whatsapp status for your profile ? Then, you are landed at the right place where you will have each and every type of status ranging from sadness, happiness to inspirational, motivational etc.

Why to  give such heavy attention to these whatsapp kinda status, right ?

Here is the answer. Because of such amazing features of whatsapp, you can let aware of friends, family or anyone one who are in your contact list that where you are right now ? what are you doing ? why are you so sad? what you have achieved today? and everything you wanna tell them actually without informing them.

Therefore, Here we have provided some of the cool whatsapp status for you and you don’t need to search anywhere for such kind of stuffs. What are you waiting for !

Cool Whatsapp Status

Whatsapp-Status

Never give up on someone you love. Great things take time.

I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.
Always smiling, because yur smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!
I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
We can’t be friends ‘Cause I’m still in love with you.
Love doesn’t need to be perfect.It needs to be true.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Sunday, please fix it !
I can’t promise to fix all your problems, but i promise you won’t face them alone.
Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!!
I’ll hit u so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you.
The person who truly loves you will never let you go whatever the situation is.
“F**K It.” – my final thought before making most decisions.
Am i just crazy or falling in love?
If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
Math Rule-: If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong.
My silence/smile is just another word for my pain.
Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s okay and wait for my turn to destroy them.
Love is life, & if you miss life, You miss Love.

Best Whatsapp Status Ever !

inspirational-whatsapp-status

Every time i see you I fall in love all over again.
Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.!!
I don’t have dirty mind, I have sexy imagination.
Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.
Maths and women are the two most complicated things in this World. BUT… Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC
Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.
I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
If people are talking behind your back, Be Happy that U R The one in front…
You can’t make everyone happy, so today I think you should focus on me.
Waiter: Would u like ur coffee black sir? Me: What other colors do u have?
Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
Had a really great “Night Out” last night, according to my police report
Silent people have the loudest minds.
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money…
Life is a story, Make yours the best seller.
I’ve learned if you love life, life will love you back sooner or later.
When nothing goes right… Go left!
Only regret left at the end is the Chances we didn’t take.
I have no time to hate people,…who hate me…because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me..
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…
Dreams Don’t work unless you do.
I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking,
I’m not virgin, my life fucks me every day.
“Dream” as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one…
Galileo-Great mind!…Einstein-genius mind!…Newton-Extraordinary mind!….Bill gates-brilliant mind…..ME-Never Mind!.
If i treated you the way you trated me, you would hate me.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

Short Whatsapp Status

attitide whatsapp status

I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.
I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.
Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with You.
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.

The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.

I made a huge to do list for today. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.

Have some patience, I’m screwing things up as fast as possible.

They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius

Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect’. That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’

I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind

 

 

 

 

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